1 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,561 (clock ticking) 2 00:01:53,181 --> 00:02:01,355 - (whispers) 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 3 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,493 (footsteps) 4 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,010 - 2... 5 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,712 1. 6 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,392 - BEA? 7 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,796 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, 8 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,665 I GOT STUCK DOING A BATCH FOR THE HOSPITAL. 9 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:37,077 - NAILS LIKE RED FISH IN BLACK WATER. 10 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,080 RED NAILS, CRUSHED CRANBERRIES. 11 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,484 BLOOD RED NAILS FROM POMEGRANATES. 12 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:46,554 ORANGE RED NAILS LIKE A TRAFFIC CONE. 13 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,359 RED NAILS FROM THE VELVET CURTAIN 14 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,694 FALLS AT THE ORCHESTRA-- 15 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,465 - FOLLOWING YESTERDAY'S INVASION OF KUWAIT 16 00:04:57,498 --> 00:05:01,402 BY SADDAM HUSSEIN'S IRAQI FORCES-- 17 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,003 - WE WILL ALSO DESTROY 18 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,838 HIS CHEMICAL WEAPONS FACILITIES. 19 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:07,541 - THEY'LL BRING YOU LIVE COVERAGE 24 HOURS-- 20 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,545 - RED FISH IN BLACK WATER, 21 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:14,915 RED NAILS, CRUSHED CRANBERRIES, 22 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,885 BLOOD RED NAILS, POMEGRANATES. 23 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,444 - THERE. 24 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,145 - IT'S NOT VERY BIG, BEATTY. 25 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,048 - THEY PUT MY NAME IN. SEE MY NAME? 26 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,684 - IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RED DEER. 27 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,152 - IT'S A NEWSPAPER PHOTO. 28 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,887 THE HEADLINE SAYS IT'S A RED DEER. 29 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,557 - BUT WHY SHOULD ANYONE BELIEVE IT, BEATTY? 30 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,459 WHY SHOULD ANYONE BELIEVE IT'S A RED DEER 31 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,727 IF IT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE? 32 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,466 - BEATRICE? 33 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,168 HERE'S YOUR FATHER'S PRESCRIPTION. 34 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:09,703 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 35 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,539 I GOT STUCK DOING A BATCH FOR THE HOSPITAL. 36 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:12,906 - THAT'S OKAY. 37 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,475 - SO HOW'S HE DOING NOW? 38 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,610 - HE'S OKAY, YOU KNOW. 39 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:17,945 HE'S NOT DOING GREAT. 40 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,514 HE'S BEEN REALLY HAVING TROUBLE GETTING HIS SLEEP. 41 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,518 - THERE YOU GO. 42 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,921 TAKE CARE NOW. 43 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,181 - 49.70. 44 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,850 EXCUSE ME? 45 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,160 EVERY TIME HE COMES IN, 46 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,829 IT'S A DIFFERENT HANDKERCHIEF. 47 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,933 IT'S A CODE, RIGHT? (laughs) 48 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,836 - WHAT'S THAT THING ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD? 49 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:19,072 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT THE DOCTOR. 50 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,641 - RIGHT. 51 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:27,247 - LOOK, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT HIM IF I WAS YOU. 52 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,517 - SORRY? 53 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,852 - HE'S A FAG. 54 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,186 HE'S GOT AIDS. 55 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,688 THE WAY HE'S LOSING WEIGHT, 56 00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:36,857 HE'S PROBABLY GOT SIX MONTHS. 57 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,642 - HEY. 58 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,077 WHERE'S MYRA GOT TO? 59 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,846 - CHECK IT OUT. 60 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,348 THAT AMERICAN GUY, STANLEY WHAT'S HIS FACE, 61 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,783 HAS TO LEAVE TODAY. 62 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,251 HE RUNS RIGHT UP TO THE COUNTER 63 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,821 AND PINS THAT RIBBON RIGHT ON HER BOOB 64 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:14,955 IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMERS. 65 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,190 (laughs) HIS HAND WAS SHAKING SO HARD, 66 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,726 I THOUGHT HE'D STAB HER. 67 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,594 - SHIPPING OUT, EH? 68 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,764 - DAISY BETTER NOT CATCH HER. 69 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,935 - HI, MYRA. 70 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,336 - HEY. 71 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,771 CHECK THIS OUT. 72 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,240 HE SAYS I HAVE TO WEAR IT TILL HE GETS BACK. 73 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,775 - IT'S NICE, MYRA. 74 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:37,811 - IT'S NOT NICE, BEA. IT'S POLYESTER. 75 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,113 I TOLD HIM I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, 76 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,382 BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT I'D CALL AN ENGAGEMENT RING. 77 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,184 - IT'S SWEET, THOUGH. 78 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,386 - IT'S NOT SWEET. 79 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,789 HE COULD BE GONE FOR MONTHS. 80 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,824 HE MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT. 81 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,937 - NEXT MONDAY, YOU AND YOUR SWEETIE 82 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,405 HAVE GOT TO TROT YOUR LIPS DOWN 83 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,708 TO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST KISS-A-THON 84 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,743 AND HELP PUT SARNIA ON THE LOVE MAP. 85 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,745 WE'VE GOT THREE LIPS REGISTERED FROM CENTRAL TECH, 86 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,715 22 FROM LAKE HURON OIL, ONE FROM SUNOLO, 87 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,950 AND A WHOPPING 72 PAIRS OF EAGER LIPS 88 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,886 FROM THE SHIFT AT PETRO-CHEM UNITED. 89 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,254 WE'VE GOT 25 LIPS SO FAR COMING FROM MICHIGAN, 90 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,422 AND WE WANT MORE, 91 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,224 BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE SAME: 92 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,726 AMERICAN LIPS, CANADIAN LIPS, 93 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,127 HA HA, MARTIAN LIPS. 94 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,029 WE'RE GOING TO BREAK THE WORLD'S RECORD. 95 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,765 THE WORLD'S BIGGEST KISS-A-THON DOESN'T CARE-- 96 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,737 - WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 97 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,006 DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE ALREADY? 98 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:52,019 I THINK SOMETIMES YOUR UNCLE FORGETS YOU'RE NEARLY 18. 99 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,056 HMM. "PLEASE GET WELL SOON." 100 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,695 WELL, YOU CAN PHONE YOUR UNCLE KENNY TOMORROW 101 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,196 AND THANK HIM. 102 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,844 (clock ticking) 103 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,244 - TELEVISION CREWS ARE ARRIVING BY THE BOATLOAD, 104 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,880 ARMED WITH STATE-OF-THE-ART BROADCAST CAMERAS 105 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:02,215 AND PORTABLE SATELLITE UPLINKS. 106 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,885 THIS WILL BE THE FIRST WAR IN HISTORY 107 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,454 TO BE TELEVISED LIVE AS IT HAPPENS. 108 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,122 - HE'LL BE OKAY, MYRA. 109 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,357 - WE HAVE SAID FROM THE START 110 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,925 THAT IF ATTACKED-- 111 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,327 - MY MOM TOLD ME NOT TO DATE AMERICANS. 112 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,030 - JOURNALISTS HAVE BEEN DIVIDED INTO MEDIA POOLS 113 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,900 BY GENERAL SCHWARZKOPF'S PRESS ATTACHé 114 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,835 AND ARE BRIEFED TWICE DAILY, 115 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,904 OFTEN BY STORMIN' NORMAN HIMSELF. 116 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,973 - HE'S GOING TO GET HIMSELF GASSED. 117 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,908 - THIS MORNING, IT SAYS HE MAY BE-- 118 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,943 - I KNOW WHAT IT SAYS. 119 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,081 - WE'RE WELL IN CONTROL OF THE SKY. 120 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,083 - HENRY, YOU CAN'T THROW YOUR TOYS AROUND. 121 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,818 YOUR DAD'S GOING TO HAVE A FIT WHEN HE FINDS OUT. 122 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,383 - YOU OKAY? 123 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,684 - I'M OKAY. 124 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,685 - DON'T MOVE. JUST LIE BACK. 125 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,320 - LET ME GO. 126 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,989 - I COULD DRIVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 127 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,323 - NO, LEAVE NOW. 128 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,392 - BUT YOU SHOULD REST. YOU FELL PRETTY HARD. 129 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,626 YOU COULD BE IN SHOCK. 130 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,295 - ARE YOU FINISHED? 131 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,633 - YOU DROPPED THIS. 132 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,003 - WHAT? 133 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,005 IT'S NOT MINE. 134 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,476 - YOU DROPPED IT OUTSIDE MONROE'S. 135 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,116 - IS THAT IT NOW? 136 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,351 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE? 137 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,653 - NO. 138 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,323 NO, THERE'S NOTHING. 139 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,694 - I HAVEN'T BEEN TO MONROE'S SINCE THURSDAY. 140 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:32,065 - YEAH. I NOTICED YOU 141 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,302 'CAUSE YOU TOOK THAT NAP IN YOUR CAR. 142 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,737 I JUST WORK ACROSS THE STREET AT HARRY'S. 143 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,339 - YOU FOLLOWED ME? 144 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,375 - YOUR ADDRESS IS ON YOUR AIDS MEDICINE. 145 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:45,745 I RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 146 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,247 - WHAT? 147 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,449 - I KNOW YOU'RE GAY. 148 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,051 I KNOW YOU HAVE AIDS. 149 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,753 I RESPECT THAT. 150 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,089 I WON'T BOTHER YOU EVER AGAIN. 151 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,430 - FUCK YOU, LADY. 152 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,492 - I'M SO SORRY. 153 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:36,196 I GUESS IT'S JUST THE SHOCK OF HIM DYING. 154 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,598 OH, YEAH, NO, I KNOW DR. VARTIKIS JUST-- 155 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,633 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN PICKING UP DAD'S PILLS FOR SO LONG, 156 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,002 IT'S JUST AUTOMATIC THAT WAY. 157 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,440 YEAH, I KNOW I WILL. 158 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,810 YEAH, UH... 159 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,347 I CAN'T, ACTUALLY, 160 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:59,119 'CAUSE I FLUSHED THEM ALL DOWN THE TOILET WHEN I REALIZED. 161 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,121 (laughs) YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE IT. 162 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,290 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO ANYTHING, EH? 163 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,396 NO, NO, OF COURSE IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 164 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,201 OKAY. THANKS A LOT FOR CALLING, DR. VARTIKIS. 165 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,204 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 166 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:38,591 - (whispering) 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 167 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:47,167 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 168 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,683 - I'M NOT GAY. 169 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,254 I'M NOT GAY. 170 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,588 - I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- 171 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,722 - I'M NOT GAY. 172 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,823 - I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW. 173 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,225 - I'M NOT GAY. 174 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,593 - I'M SORRY. 175 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,264 OH. 176 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,234 - I'M NOT GAY. 177 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,573 - IT WAS THE GIRL AT MONROE'S. 178 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:30,510 - WHY WOULD SHE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 179 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,345 - I DON'T KNOW. 180 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,847 'CAUSE OF YOUR HAIR-- 181 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,784 I MEAN YOUR HEAD. 182 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,520 SHE TOLD ME YOU GOT SIX MONTHS. 183 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,756 - SHE SAYS THAT? 184 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,926 (laughs) 185 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:52,465 IT'S CALLED ALOPECIA UNIVERSALIS. 186 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:56,569 - WHAT IS? 187 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,571 - MY HEAD. 188 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,177 MOST HAVE GOT A MILD FORM OF IT, 189 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:09,382 BUT I PASS OUT IF I DON'T TAKE MY MEDICATION. 190 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,418 - IT'LL NEVER GROW BACK? 191 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,288 - NEVER. 192 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,180 - I THINK IT'S SEXY. 193 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:04,937 - CUNT. 194 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,939 YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT. 195 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,408 - HANK. 196 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,477 - STOP IT. YOU JUST BETTER BE QUIET. 197 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:14,213 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF YOUR GARBAGE. 198 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,921 - ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK THAT? 199 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,557 - I AM DRINKING IT. 200 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,459 - THE LID IS STILL ON THE CUP, HANK. 201 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,429 ARE YOUR HANDS BOTHERING YOU AGAIN? 202 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,564 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HANDS. 203 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,933 - I GUESS IF YOU CALL ARTHRITIS NOTHING. 204 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,735 THEY SURE LOOK SWOLLEN TO ME. 205 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:40,006 I DON'T WHY YOU WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CUP OF COFFEE 206 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,708 JUST TO HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS. 207 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,010 - WELL, HEAT MAKES MY HANDS FEEL BETTER. 208 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,345 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID 209 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,780 THAT THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM. 210 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,549 - YOU WANT ME TO THROW THIS IN YOUR FACE? 211 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,250 JUST SHUT UP. 212 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,467 - I TOLD YOU THIS IS THE WRONG WAY. 213 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,901 WHERE'S THE MAP? WHERE? 214 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,437 - I DON'T NEED THE MAP. 215 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,771 - YOU DIDN'T BRING THE MAP. 216 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,839 - SHIT! 217 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,675 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU? 218 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,455 (horn honks) 219 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,600 - SHH, SHH. WELCOME. 220 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,735 SHH. STAN'S ASLEEP. 221 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,705 - OH. 222 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,807 - OH. 223 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,344 - MYRA, YOU LOOK GREAT. 224 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,045 THAT'S A NEW HAIRDO, ISN'T IT? 225 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,981 - OH, I GUESS IT'S NEW. 226 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,816 I GET A NEW ONE ANY CHANCE I GET. 227 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,419 - IT USED TO BE SMALLER? 228 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,020 - LIKE MY ASS. 229 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:03,956 (all laugh) 230 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,693 - JESUS, MYRA, IT HAS BEEN FOREVER. 231 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:09,796 - AND YOU'RE A BALD EAGLE NOW. 232 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,864 AN OLD BALD EAGLE. 233 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,567 OH, AND, BEA, 234 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,637 YOU STILL HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HAIR I'VE EVER SEEN. 235 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,540 - I TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULD DYE IT, 236 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,075 BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE ANY PRIDE IN HER APPEARANCE, 237 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,412 SO SHE JUST LETS IT GO. 238 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,150 - HANK WOULD LOVE A CUP OF COFFEE. 239 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,053 HANK LOVES COFFEE. 240 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:37,557 - I JUST MADE A POT HALF AN HOUR AGO. 241 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,026 COME ON. DON'T MIND THE MESS. 242 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,629 REMEMBER, STAN'S ASLEEP. 243 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,601 - THAT SURE HIT THE SPOT. 244 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:50,169 - HOW'S WORK, HANK? 245 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,873 - IT'S NOT SO MUCH WORK AS IT A DESK. 246 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,676 - IT'S NOT A DESK. IT'S A CHECK. 247 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,112 - FROM WHAT I HEAR, IT'S A PRETTY BIG ONE. 248 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:04,050 - I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 249 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,686 HANK NEVER LETS ME TOUCH THE MONEY. 250 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:10,423 - SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO TOUCH IT TO SPEND IT, DOES SHE? 251 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,627 - BEA, THAT'S A LOVELY SCARF. 252 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,896 DID YOUR HUSBAND GIVE IT TO YOU? 253 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,433 - NO. 254 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:21,901 YOURS DID. 255 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,571 - WHAT? 256 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:28,575 - OH, I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I GOT IT, MYRA. 257 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,009 - I GAVE YOU THE SCARF. 258 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,411 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. IT WAS MY MOTHER'S. 259 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,217 HANK, I DROPPED A BOBBY PIN 260 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,020 RIGHT OVER THERE BY YOUR FOOT. 261 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,790 COULD YOU PICK IT UP FOR ME? 262 00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,001 - JESUS, YOU GUYS. 263 00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,555 (clock ticking) 264 00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:28,227 - SUPERMAN HELPS EVERY MAN OUT. 265 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:35,735 SUPERIOR, HURON, ERIE, ONTARIO, MICHIGAN. 266 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,337 - MOMMY VERY EARLY MADE JELLY SANDWICHES 267 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,039 UNDER NO PROTEST. 268 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:43,810 MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH, MARS, 269 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:50,049 JUPITER, SATURN, URANUS, NEPTUNE, PLUTO. 270 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:53,152 - NINE EGGS SMELL WEIRD. 271 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:56,923 - NEVER EAT SOGGY WIENERS. 272 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:13,940 - MY PARENTS SURE AS HELL AREN'T LIKE THAT. 273 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,843 - NOBODY WAS LIKE MY PARENTS. 274 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,111 THEY MARRIED STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, 275 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:22,749 BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ME TILL THEY WERE 40, 276 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:26,185 AND, EVEN THEN, I THINK THEY HADN'T PLANNED IT. 277 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:28,688 I KNOW THEY HADN'T. 278 00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,222 YOU KNOW WHY? 279 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,225 THREE'S A CROWD. 280 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,227 - THAT'S AWFUL. 281 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,765 - I DIDN'T RESENT THEM. 282 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,701 WELL, MAYBE I DID. 283 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:45,204 THEY WERE LIVING INSIDE THIS GRAND ROMANCE. 284 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:48,808 I GUESS THAT WAS MY JOB, JUST WATCHING THEIR LOVE. 285 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,347 SEE? SHE FROWNS, SHE SMILES. 286 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:58,117 SHE FROWNS, SHE SMILES. 287 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,689 HMM? 288 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,891 IT DOESN'T WORK SO GOOD WITH GEORGE. 289 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,247 - I THINK I TAKE AFTER MY PARENTS. 290 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,882 - NOT ME. 291 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:32,451 ALL I REALLY GOT FROM THEM WAS THE HOUSE, 292 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,021 THE HOUSE AND HER HAIR. 293 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,833 - WE SHOULDN'T BE GOING OUT. 294 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,070 - WHY NOT? 295 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:56,442 - I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU. 296 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,945 - I LOVE YOU. 297 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,951 - I DON'T LOVE YOU, OKAY? 298 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,154 - LIAR. 299 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,990 - I DON'T, BEATRICE. I CAN'T. 300 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,960 - LIAR. 301 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:24,336 - WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 302 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,840 LADY, YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS? 303 00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,278 - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. 304 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:34,713 IT'S JUST THAT HE LOVES ME. 305 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,319 (clock ticking) 306 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,551 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 307 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,387 WE WILL NOW PUT THE DRAFT RESOLUTION-- 308 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,489 - WHAT'D THE DOCTOR SAY? 309 00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,125 - OH, YOU KNOW DOCTORS. 310 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:24,030 THEY CAN'T PIN IT DOWN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 311 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:26,265 'CAUSE HE WORKED AT SUNOLO FOR YEARS, 312 00:29:26,298 --> 00:29:29,235 THEY SAY IT COULD BE THAT JUST AS WELL AS THE WAR. 313 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,803 - WELL, THIS AIR UP HERE 314 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,171 MUST BE GOOD FOR HIS BREATHING. 315 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:36,876 - MAYBE. IT'S GOOD FOR HIS YELLING. 316 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,545 - HE SURE HAD A GOOD SET OF PIPES. 317 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:43,215 - IT'S BEEN LONELY, HANK. 318 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:46,352 NO ONE TO YELL AT BUT ME AND THE DEER. 319 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,363 - HEY, BEA, YOU LOOK GOOD. 320 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,198 AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 321 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:04,103 YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD ALL OVER. 322 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,605 - (laughs) 323 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,374 THANK YOU. 324 00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,981 IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE, STAN. 325 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:18,918 - I'M GLAD YOU CAME UP, BEA. 326 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:22,254 I'M GRATEFUL. 327 00:30:22,288 --> 00:30:25,091 I'D HAVE SURE HATED TO MISS YOU. 328 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,896 - YEAH. 329 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,040 - 20 YEARS AGO, 330 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:43,943 WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE AROUND HERE FOR MILES. 331 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,512 NOW THIS IS THE LAST PIECE OF LAND LEFT. 332 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,148 - YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY, MYRA, 333 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:52,051 WAKING UP TO ALL THIS EVERY MORNING. 334 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,420 - YOU GET USED TO IT. 335 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:58,024 - I NEVER REALIZED IT COULD BE THIS BEAUTIFUL. 336 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,129 - I GUESS I LIKE IT. 337 00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:08,434 STAN SAYS IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO DIE. 338 00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:18,077 - NOW I CAN'T SEE NOTHING BUT SHADOWS, 339 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:22,381 SHAPES, MOSTLY SHADOWS. 340 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:25,117 I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE WHAT TOMORROW LOOKS LIKE. 341 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,686 EVERY TIME I WAKE UP, 342 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,523 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M DEAD OR JUST DYING. 343 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:35,394 - IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED, STAN? 344 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,096 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 345 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:40,699 I DON'T NEED NOTHING. 346 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,702 DYING'S EASY. 347 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,038 IT'S SIMPLE. 348 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:52,111 IT'S... 349 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:58,050 - IT'S WHAT? WHAT, STAN? WHAT IS IT? 350 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,521 - IT'S GETTING TO THE END 351 00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:06,425 AND NOT BEING ABLE TO REMEMBER THE FUCKING MIDDLE. 352 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,527 IT'S GETTING STUCK 353 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,264 AND THEN FIGURING OUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN STUCK. 354 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:17,936 IT'S REALIZING WHAT A FUCKING WASTE IT'S BEEN. 355 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:23,475 (coughing) 356 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,025 - DOCTORS SAY THERE'S TWO SCENARIOS. 357 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,326 THEY NEVER KNOW WHICH ONE IT'LL BE 358 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:43,729 UNTIL THEY CUT INTO HIS BRAIN-- 359 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,964 HIS SKULL. 360 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:53,239 HE HASN'T TOLD YOU, HAS HE? 361 00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:57,243 - OF COURSE HE'S TOLD ME. 362 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:08,220 - SOMETIMES THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD ALL OVER, 363 00:33:08,254 --> 00:33:11,757 AND THE INVADING CELLS HAVE DESTROYED EVERYTHING. 364 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:13,492 THEY CUT OUT AS MUCH AS THEY CAN, 365 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:17,696 BUT THEY HAVE TO KEEP GOING IN AGAIN AND AGAIN. 366 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,232 (sighs) 367 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:24,570 DR. MITCHELL CALLS THESE RESCUE MISSIONS. 368 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:30,776 SOMETIMES THE CANCER-- 369 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:35,414 THE TUMOR IS COMPLETELY SELF-CONTAINED. 370 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:39,017 THEY CAN JUST POP IT OUT LIKE AN EGG. 371 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:46,358 OF COURSE, THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING ARE SO SLIM, 372 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:48,026 THAT THEY... 373 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,333 WELL... 374 00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:04,476 EITHER WAY, OF COURSE, 375 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:08,347 IT'S THE OPERATION THAT'S THE BIGGEST RISK. 376 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:16,322 DR. MITCHELL SAYS IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE... 377 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:20,326 SHOOTING A BULLET INTO THE BACK OF HENRY'S HEAD 378 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:24,096 AND THEN TRYING TO STOP IT BEFORE IT GOES TOO FAR. 379 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:38,577 (knock on door) 380 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,412 - BEATRICE. 381 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:44,183 (knock on door) 382 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:46,585 - BEATRICE, HE'S GONE TO SLEEP. 383 00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:57,896 - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 384 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,832 5, 4, 3... 385 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,902 - AND STAN SAYS THE ONLY FIGHTING THEY'VE BEEN DOING FAR 386 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,437 IS WHO GETS CHOCOLATE BARS 387 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,473 AND WHO GETS CHOCOLATE PUDDING FOR DESSERT, 388 00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:10,176 AND THEN HE GOES INTO THIS BIG SECURITY ROUTINE 389 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:11,877 SAYING HE CAN'T TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE 390 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:14,880 'CAUSE IT'S SO TOP SECRET. 391 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,382 SO I LET HIM GO ON, RIGHT? 392 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:18,617 AND THEN I GO TO HIM, OH, REALLY? 393 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,552 THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE WASN'T THAT YOUR SHIP 394 00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,488 I SAW LAST NIGHT ON CNN? 395 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,890 - STAN WAS ON TV? THAT'S 9.25, PLEASE. 396 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,358 - NO. - HERE YOU GO. 397 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:29,161 - NOT STAN, JUST A BUNCH OF SOLDIERS DOING DRILLS, 398 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,396 BUT I KNOW IT WAS HIS BOAT 399 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,231 'CAUSE HE'S IN THE FIRST MECHANIZED. 400 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:34,833 THEY'RE IN THE GULF OF OMAN DOING DRILLS. 401 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:37,203 - WHERE'S THAT? 402 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,205 - IT'S NEAR OMAN. 403 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:42,241 JESUS, DON'T YOU WATCH THE NEWS? 404 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:55,821 - WE SHOULD...(mumbling) 405 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,489 CAN WE TALK TO-- 406 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,159 (horn honks) 407 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,200 - NO, NOT YET. 408 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:17,809 - NO, DON'T. DON'T BE MAD. 409 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,479 DON'T BE MAD. - AH, SHIT. 410 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,722 - I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE. 411 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,460 - OH. 412 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,733 - THE OPERATION'S IN TWO WEEKS. 413 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,869 - I KNOW. 414 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,637 I KNOW. 415 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:54,313 - I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY, 416 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,648 AND I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN. 417 00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:58,584 (laughs) 418 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:01,420 PRETTY DUMB, EH? 419 00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,221 - IT'S NOT DUMB. 420 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:09,027 - I'M NOT ASKING FOR A CHARITY FUCK. 421 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,562 - LISTEN... 422 00:37:10,596 --> 00:37:13,932 - I DON'T KNOW. I SHOULD JUST GO TO A PROSTITUTE. 423 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,268 - HENRY, I LOVE YOU. 424 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,972 I WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS... 425 00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:24,310 THIS TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. 426 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,848 WHAT DO I DO WITH IT? 427 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:36,755 WHAT WILL I DO WHEN YOU'RE GONE? 428 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,490 TO HAVE YOU INSIDE ME 429 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:43,395 AND THEN NEVER HAVE YOU INSIDE ME AGAIN? 430 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,737 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD STAND THAT. 431 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,776 - I DON'T KNOW IF I MIGHT EXPLODE. 432 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:04,583 (crowd cheering) 433 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:09,855 - NOW, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING. 434 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,324 EVERYWHERE I'VE BEEN IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS, 435 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,460 I'VE SEEN YOU PRACTICING. 436 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:18,397 WHEN YOU GUYS DECIDE TO BREAK A WORLD RECORD, 437 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:21,533 YOU TAKE YOUR PRACTICING SERIOUSLY. 438 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,570 - HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 439 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:25,904 - HEY, TONY. 440 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:28,106 LAST NIGHT IN CENTENNIAL PARK, 441 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,510 I SAW TONY DOING A BIT OF PRACTICING, 442 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:34,112 AND WHO WAS THAT LOVELY REDHEAD 443 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,081 THAT YOU WERE PRACTICING WITH, TONY? 444 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:39,017 BECAUSE IT SURE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE CLAIRE. 445 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,018 (crowd hoots) 446 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,421 - STAN IS 8,000 MILES AWAY. 447 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,755 STAN WOULDN'T MIND. 448 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:46,892 I JUST, I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. 449 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:58,437 - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 450 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:04,476 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. 451 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,927 - THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR OPERATION, HENRY... 452 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,631 I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. 453 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:04,169 WE'LL MAKE IT THE BEST EVER, 454 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,805 AND IT'LL LAST FOREVER AND EVER. 455 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:37,435 (telephone rings) 456 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:43,475 (ring) 457 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,679 - HELLO? 458 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:50,582 - HI, DAVID. IT'S MOM. 459 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,487 - HI. 460 00:40:55,521 --> 00:40:58,089 - AM I CALLING TOO LATE? 461 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:01,693 - IT'S MIDNIGHT. 462 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:04,229 - WELL, I CALLED SUSAN. 463 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,898 SHE'S NOT HOME. 464 00:41:06,932 --> 00:41:08,734 THE MACHINE WAS ON. 465 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,104 - HOW'S DAD? 466 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:16,842 - OH, SAME, SAME. 467 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:21,479 HE'S TALKING ABOUT RETIRING AGAIN. 468 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:26,852 - HOW ARE YOU? 469 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:30,221 - I'M, UH... 470 00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:32,891 I'M MAKING POPCORN. YEAH, YEAH. 471 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:41,667 YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD, 472 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,803 HE REALLY MISSED SEEING YOU THIS SPRING. 473 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,206 - WELL, I COULDN'T GET A MINUTE. 474 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,109 THE DEADLINE WAS A KILLER. 475 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:54,112 - I KNOW. 476 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:57,616 I'LL TELL HIM. 477 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,085 - TELL HIM TO CALL. 478 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:01,653 - I WILL. 479 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,791 (doorbell rings) 480 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:46,331 - OH. - OH. 481 00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:47,966 (laughs) 482 00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:34,079 - AHH. OW. 483 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:23,862 - DOES IT HURT? 484 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:27,065 - IT HURTS. 485 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:33,772 - WHEN I STOP THE CHEMO, IT STARTED GROWING BACK. 486 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:35,941 - IT DOESN'T HURT TOO MUCH. 487 00:44:37,809 --> 00:44:41,246 - JEEZ, I'M SORRY. 488 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,818 - YOUR HAIR... 489 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:51,156 WHAT COLOR IS IT? 490 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,291 - BLOND. 491 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:58,830 IT USED TO GO BLONDER IN THE SUMMER. 492 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,734 - BLONDER IN THE SUMMER. 493 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,472 IT'S A SIGN OF HOPE. 494 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,808 YOU HAIR COMING BACK. 495 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,313 - IT'S NOT. 496 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:21,186 - IT'S HOPE. 497 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:24,990 - DON'T YOU KNOW HAIR KEEPS GROWING AFTER YOU DIE? 498 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,802 - I THOUGHT THAT THE REVEREND 499 00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:39,805 DID A REAL NICE JOB WITH THE EULOGY, MYRA. 500 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:42,140 - "ONE FOREVER YOUNG AT HEART." 501 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,108 OH, YEAH. 502 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:46,978 STAN WAS ABOUT AS YOUNG AS T-REX. 503 00:45:47,012 --> 00:45:49,881 - IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, MYRA. 504 00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:54,853 - THAT'S BETTER. 505 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:58,189 ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST. 506 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,028 WHAT? 507 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:11,302 OH, JESUS, WHAT I AM DOING? 508 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,838 - MYRA? 509 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,572 - I'M SUCH A WRECK. 510 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,474 I'M JUST A GODDAMNED MESS. - MYRA. 511 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,576 - CAN YOU GUESS HOW MUCH THIS COST? 512 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,880 WELL, IT COST TOO MUCH 513 00:46:21,913 --> 00:46:23,481 FOR ME TO BE WASTING A CIGARETTE, 514 00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:24,883 I CAN TELL YOU THAT. 515 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,117 - YOU KNOW, MYRA-- 516 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,553 - OH, GOD, TO SEE ALL THESE DEATHS. 517 00:46:28,586 --> 00:46:31,022 I JUST WANTED GOD TO KEEP HIM ALIVE. 518 00:46:31,056 --> 00:46:33,825 - ME AND BEA, WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. 519 00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:35,026 - HE TALKED. 520 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:38,029 - THANK GOD FOR THE GODDAMNED V.A. 521 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:39,931 AT LEAST THE SERVICE WAS FREE. 522 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:43,835 - YOU KNOW THE PIECE OF LAND RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRAILER? 523 00:46:43,869 --> 00:46:45,303 WE WANT TO BUY IT. 524 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:47,505 - HE WANTS. 525 00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:50,041 - HANK, YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. 526 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,343 - WE CAN HELP WITH THE BILLS. 527 00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:55,446 IT'S TIME THAT BEA AND I RETIRED ANYWAY. 528 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,614 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 529 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,516 - I ALREADY BOUGHT IT. 530 00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:00,351 - MYRA. 531 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,822 - OH, MY GOD! 532 00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:13,331 OH, CHRIST. 533 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:15,433 OH, GOD. - MYRA. 534 00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:22,440 (jets pass overhead) 535 00:47:57,142 --> 00:47:58,576 - YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. 536 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:01,212 - (crying) 537 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:04,049 - PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, BEATRICE. 538 00:48:05,150 --> 00:48:08,486 YOU CAN'T GO INTO HIM LIKE THAT. 539 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:12,123 - (crying) WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 540 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:17,562 - THE DOCTORS SAY IT'S A MIRACLE. 541 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:22,467 THE OPERATION WAS 100% SUCCESSFUL. 542 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:23,668 - BUT-- 543 00:48:23,701 --> 00:48:26,204 - NO BUTS, BEA. 544 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:30,942 HE'S GOING TO LIVE TILL HE'S 100. 545 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,955 - DO YOU STILL LOVE ME? 546 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:22,227 - OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOU. 547 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,480 - JESUS, THE LOGS LOOK GREAT, DON'T THEY? 548 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:45,350 CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY'VE GOT ALONG THIS FAR, BEA? 549 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:50,088 THEY MUST BE AT LEAST TWO WEEKS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 550 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:53,391 WHY DON'T WE PULL UP AND SAY HELLO TO THE FOREMAN? 551 00:50:01,399 --> 00:50:02,767 - JESUS, YOU GUYS. 552 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,037 YOU'RE REALLY MOVING ALONG HERE, AREN'T YOU? THAT'S GREAT. 553 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:08,106 - HEY, HANK, SHOULDN'T YOU BE CARRYING HER 554 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,574 ACROSS THE THRESHOLD? 555 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,287 - HEY, HANKY PANKY. 556 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,522 I STARTED THE PARTY EARLY. 557 00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:27,825 - OH. - (laughs) 558 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,795 - LOOK AT ALL THE COLOR IN THOSE CHEEKS. 559 00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,663 - I GO WALKING IN THE WOODS EVERY MORNING. 560 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:34,599 - THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO START DOING. 561 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:38,403 - LOOKING FOR DEER, ALL THIS FREE TIME. 562 00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:39,604 - AH. 563 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:40,738 - FREE TIME. 564 00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:42,373 - WE CAN DO IT EVERY MORNING, MYRA. 565 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:45,543 MAYBE I'LL EVEN LOSE A FEW OF THESE POUNDS. 566 00:50:45,576 --> 00:50:47,278 - I'LL MAKE YOU A DRINK. 567 00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:49,380 - MAKE IT A DOUBLE. WHERE'S BEA? 568 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:54,319 - OH, SHE'S DEALING WITH THE FURNITURE. 569 00:51:00,325 --> 00:51:02,660 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 570 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,096 - OY. HANK. 571 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:11,236 THOSE MOVERS OF YOURS WERE REALLY PISSED OFF 572 00:51:11,269 --> 00:51:13,238 WHEN THEY GOT TO THE STORAGE LOCKER 573 00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:15,273 AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BOOKING. 574 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:16,574 - WE HAD A BOOKING. 575 00:51:16,607 --> 00:51:18,676 - NO, THEY SAID EVERYTHING WAS FULL UP. 576 00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:20,178 THEY CALLED ALL OVER TOWN, 577 00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:21,879 AND THEY COULDN'T FIND STORAGE SPACE ANYWHERE. 578 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,315 - WE HAD A BOOKING. 579 00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:27,418 - THEY WERE HERE, AND YOU WEREN'T. 580 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:29,787 THEY SAID THEY HAD A JOB AT 5:00. 581 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,290 I COULDN'T STOP THEM. 582 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:34,559 - BEA MADE THE BOOKING. 583 00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:41,132 - THAT'S RIGHT. BEA MADE THE BOOKING. 584 00:51:41,166 --> 00:51:45,870 - YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO HANDLE THIS. 585 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:49,740 - I MADE THE RESERVATION. 586 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,509 THEY SAID IT WAS FINE. 587 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:55,613 - WELL, WHERE IS THE CONFIRMATION? 588 00:51:55,646 --> 00:51:59,184 YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING TO HANDLE THIS. 589 00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:02,487 WHO DID YOU SPEAK TO? 590 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:07,225 - BOB OR WAS IT JOHN? 591 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:09,194 I DON'T REMEMBER. 592 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:11,829 IT WAS ALL DONE OVER THE PHONE. 593 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:15,333 - BOB OR JOHN? - MMM. 594 00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:18,603 THIS TAKES THE FUCKING CAKE. 595 00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,779 - RELENTLESS ASSAULT ON BAGHDAD, 596 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,948 AVERAGING 2,000 SORTIES PER DAY. 597 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,251 SADDAM'S UNAIDED GOVERNMENTAL TROOPS 598 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:34,652 PROVED TO BE NO MATCH FOR THE SOPHISTICATION 599 00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:37,388 OF THE COALITION'S HIGH TECH WEAPONRY. 600 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:42,260 SUPERIOR AERIAL MAPPING ENSURES 601 00:52:42,293 --> 00:52:44,329 THAT U.S. BOMBERS CAN PINPOINT THEIR TARGETS 602 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,597 WITH 95% ACCURACY. 603 00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:48,966 FOR THE FIRST TIME CAMERAS ATTACHED TO BOMBS 604 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,668 CAN DELIVER A GRAPHIC PICTURE 605 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:53,304 SECONDS BEFORE IMPACT. 606 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,874 AT NIGHT, OUTFITTED WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES 607 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:58,943 AND THE LATEST IN INFRARED SENSORS, 608 00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:02,413 THE COALITION'S ADVANTAGE INCREASES ONE HUNDRED FOLD. 609 00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:05,216 COLIN POWELL BOASTED PROUDLY YESTERDAY, 610 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,285 THIS IS THE CLEANEST WAR I'VE EVER SEEN. 611 00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,586 WE CAN SEE THEM PERFECTLY, 612 00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:11,188 AND THEY CAN'T SEE US AT ALL. 613 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,477 (knock on door) 614 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,245 - (laughter) 615 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,783 - PUT ME DOWN. I'M WAY TOO HEAVY. 616 00:53:38,816 --> 00:53:42,920 - YOU AIN'T HEAVY, YOU'RE MY HUSBAND. 617 00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:45,390 - OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 618 00:53:45,423 --> 00:53:46,824 HEY. 619 00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:50,695 - WHOO. (laughs) 620 00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:56,567 - DON'T BE NERVOUS, OKAY? 621 00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:59,370 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE, ALL RIGHT? 622 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:12,950 - GOOD MORNING, UNCLE KEN. 623 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,485 - HEY, HENRY. 624 00:54:14,519 --> 00:54:18,356 RULE ONE, EVERYONE CALLS ME THE OLD MAN AROUND HERE. 625 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:26,897 - HEY, MILLER, COME OVER AND SAY HELLO TO HENRY. 626 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,899 HE'S MY NEW RIGHT-HAND GUY. 627 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,401 - HENRY. 628 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:42,747 - HONEY, YOU'RE GOING TO PULL OUT BEFORE YOU... 629 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,288 I GUESS THAT WOULD BE A NO. 630 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:09,106 - HEY. 631 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,708 - HEY, LITTLE LADY. 632 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:13,778 - HI. 633 00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:17,415 - WHAT'S UP? 634 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:19,016 - WASHER'S ON THE FRITZ. 635 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:20,818 - (sighs) 636 00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:22,653 - THE MORTGAGE IS LATE, 637 00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,356 AND THEY DISCONNECTED THE PHONE AGAIN. 638 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:28,859 - WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 639 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:32,129 WE'LL JUST GET IT RECONNECTED WHEN I GET PAID. 640 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,532 - MY DAD ALWAYS TOOK CARE OF THESE THINGS. 641 00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:37,635 - I THOUGHT IT WAS ALWAYS YOU TOOK CARE OF HIM. 642 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:43,708 - YEAH, WELL, HE DID THE MONEY, I DID THE HOUSE. 643 00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,376 - HE GOT THE DEAL. 644 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:52,517 - IT'S WEIRD. 645 00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:54,452 I'M FORGETTING HIM. 646 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:56,120 TOOK CARE OF HIM FOR SEVEN YEARS, 647 00:55:56,153 --> 00:56:00,458 AND NOW I COULDN'T TELL YOU HIS SHOE SIZE OR HIS WAIST. 648 00:56:00,491 --> 00:56:02,359 HE'S FADING. 649 00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:07,965 YOU KNOW WHAT? 650 00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:10,000 I'M LYING. 651 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:12,737 IT'S 8 1/2, 42. 652 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:14,872 - (laughs) 653 00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:16,941 YOU'RE SUCH A WEIRDO. 654 00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:24,749 - YOU GOT A BROWN MOON SITTING IN A WHITE LAKE. 655 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,622 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 656 00:56:31,656 --> 00:56:34,492 - 9, 27. 657 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:35,793 AT LEAST IT WAS. 658 00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:37,828 LOOKS LIKE I'M PUTTING SOME MEAT ON YOUR BONES. 659 00:56:40,565 --> 00:56:43,768 YOUR MOM DROPPED BY AGAIN. 660 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:48,939 - I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER. 661 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:05,122 - KITCHEN, BASEMENT, BATHROOM, 662 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:08,859 UPSTAIRS MASTER BATHROOM. 663 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,127 (chuckles) 664 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,931 UPSTAIRS BATHROOM, 665 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:15,800 DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM. 666 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,935 BAR. 667 00:57:17,968 --> 00:57:19,904 (both laugh) 668 00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:25,776 HERE, MR. INTERIOR DECORATOR, GIVE ME THAT. 669 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:27,545 (laughs) 670 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:42,459 - I NEVER SAW A LOG CABIN WITH SO MANY BATHROOMS. 671 00:57:43,861 --> 00:57:46,196 SUSAN AND THE KID, ARE THEY GOING TO COME UP HERE SOON? 672 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,065 - SUSAN'S GOT THREE KIDS NOW. 673 00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:50,935 - THREE? JEEZ. 674 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:52,136 WHAT ARE THEY LIKE? 675 00:57:52,169 --> 00:57:53,571 - I DON'T KNOW. (laughs) 676 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:56,173 - OH, COME AGAIN. 677 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:58,709 - TOO BUSY TO VISIT. 678 00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:02,580 WE WERE GOING TO GO UP THERE AND BE WITH THEM, 679 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:07,918 BUT THEN SHE SAID IT WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME TO COME 680 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:11,722 BECAUSE HER HUSBAND'S GOT A NEW JOB. 681 00:58:11,756 --> 00:58:14,224 - SHE'S A BITCH FOR NOT BRINGING THEM. 682 00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,794 - WELL, LET'S FACE IT. 683 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,596 SHE DOESN'T LIKE US. 684 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:21,298 NEITHER DOES DAVID. 685 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:25,903 MYRA, OUR KIDS DON'T LIKE US. 686 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:32,577 - WHAT DID YOU EVER DO TO THEM, I'D LIKE TO KNOW? 687 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:35,212 YOU AND BEA WERE GOOD PARENTS. 688 00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:37,081 I WATCHED YOU RAISE THEM. 689 00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:45,255 - WELL, I NEVER HIT THEM, NEVER ABUSED THEM. 690 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:47,658 WE DIDN'T GIVE THEM EVERYTHING, 691 00:58:47,692 --> 00:58:52,029 BUT WE DID THE BEST WE COULD. 692 00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,998 - EXACTLY. 693 00:58:58,803 --> 00:59:00,905 - THERE WAS ONE THING. 694 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,946 WE MADE THEM WATCH. 695 00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:13,350 - WATCH? 696 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:17,354 - MUST'VE REALLY BEEN SOMETHING, 697 00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:20,324 WATCHING TWO PEOPLE LEARN TO HATE EACH OTHER. 698 00:59:20,357 --> 00:59:22,693 MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE A SHOW. 699 00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:27,564 - WHY, HANK? 700 00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:33,604 - WELL, FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 701 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,109 BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY THAT WE DO THINGS. 702 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:56,126 - OH. 703 01:00:01,065 --> 01:00:03,634 - JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, HANK, EH? 704 01:00:03,668 --> 01:00:06,003 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 705 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:13,678 - YOU REMEMBER FUCKING ME ON THIS COUCH 706 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,146 A FEW WEEKS AFTER MY MISCARRIAGE. 707 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:17,815 - BEA. 708 01:00:28,759 --> 01:00:34,331 - OR...DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER 709 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,801 SITTING ON THIS COUCH 710 01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:39,269 TELLING ME TO DIVORCE YOU? 711 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:43,841 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 712 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:46,310 YOU WEREN'T HERE. 713 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,412 YOU WERE AT THE BAR. 714 01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:51,015 - BEA. 715 01:00:51,048 --> 01:00:53,183 - NOT BEA, HANK. 716 01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:56,453 TEA, HANK. 717 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,723 TEA, HANK? 718 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,893 - BEA, LEAVE ME. 719 01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:07,297 - OH, I BELIEVE YOU, HANK, BELIEVE ME. 720 01:01:07,331 --> 01:01:10,735 - LEAVE ME, BEA. 721 01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:16,073 - LEAVE ME, BEA. 722 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,988 - YOU KEEPING YOURSELF CHASTE 723 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,456 WHILE YOUR MAN'S AWAY, MYRA? 724 01:01:32,489 --> 01:01:34,291 - YOU BET. TRUE BLUE. 725 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:37,928 - YOUR EYE NEVER WANDERS? 726 01:01:37,962 --> 01:01:40,064 - WELL, I HAD A FEW OFFERS. 727 01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:43,300 - WELL, YEAH, WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING CHASTE 728 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:44,835 IF YOU AIN'T BEING CHASED? 729 01:01:44,869 --> 01:01:48,205 - I BET YOU LIKE THE HUNT, PEARL. 730 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:49,807 - THE ONLY THING BETTER 731 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,042 THAN A MAN NOSING AFTER YOUR TRAIL 732 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,510 IS WHEN YOU LET HIM CATCH YOU. 733 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,045 - ARF, ARF, ARF. 734 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:56,513 - THEY'RE NOT ALL DOGS, MYRA. 735 01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,849 - WELL, YES, THEY ARE. 736 01:01:58,883 --> 01:02:00,885 THEY ONLY DO TRICKS WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY. 737 01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:05,355 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR MAN, BEA? WHAT ARE HIS TRICKS? 738 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,958 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 739 01:02:07,992 --> 01:02:10,160 I DON'T THINK HE KNOWS ANY, REALLY. 740 01:02:10,194 --> 01:02:13,497 - (laughs) WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 741 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:15,833 - HE'S DIFFERENT. 742 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,201 - SURE, SURE. 743 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:20,370 - HE IS. 744 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:25,375 HE WAS SICK WHEN I MET HIM. 745 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:29,313 - HE WAS REALLY SICK, EH? 746 01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,148 - HE ALMOST DIED. 747 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:33,050 I MEAN, THE FIRST THING I SAW OF HIM 748 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:36,320 WAS A TUMOR THE SIZE OF A ROBIN'S EGG. 749 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,991 - PETE SAID THERE'S NO MISTAKING A REAL RED DEER. 750 01:02:41,025 --> 01:02:42,292 WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK THIS WEEK, 751 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:43,560 AND WE'RE GOING TO BAG ONE. 752 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,562 - THE SEASON'S OVER. BETTER NOT GET CAUGHT. 753 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,297 - YEAH, I BET I CAN GET 500 BUCKS FOR THE PELT. 754 01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:48,866 - WELL, YOU LAND IN JAIL, 755 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:51,068 YOU COULD SELL YOUR ASS FOR THE PHONE BILL. 756 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:54,238 - HEY, I'LL BRING PRETTY BOY HENRY ALONG WITH ME. 757 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,105 HE CAN WORK IT OFF. 758 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:58,108 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THAT THERE, BABY FACE? 759 01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:01,011 - WELL, THE KID'S NOT QUEER. ASK HIS WIFE. 760 01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:03,580 - WOULDN'T SHE BE BETTER OFF 761 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,215 WITH SOMEONE WHO'S HIT PUBERTY? 762 01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:06,416 (laughs) 763 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:07,985 - I DON'T KNOW. 764 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:11,155 SHE LOOKED PRETTY SATISFIED LAST WEEK WHEN I SEEN HER. 765 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:14,524 - WHOA, HENRY. HEY, WHAT'S YOUR BEDROOM SECRET? 766 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:17,427 - WE DO OKAY. 767 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,296 - WELL, SO TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. 768 01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:20,831 - THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL. 769 01:03:20,865 --> 01:03:25,002 WE JUST LIKE THE USUAL STUFF. 770 01:03:25,035 --> 01:03:26,470 - WHAT'S THAT? 771 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:32,209 - SOMETIMES SHE LIKES IT DOGGIE STYLE. 772 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:34,211 - (laughs) 773 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:46,523 - THEN WE GOT MARRIED AT CITY HALL, 774 01:03:46,556 --> 01:03:48,058 AND HENRY GOT SO NERVOUS, 775 01:03:48,092 --> 01:03:50,227 HIS STITCHES STARTED BLEEDING. 776 01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:52,129 - THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. (crying) 777 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:54,064 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 778 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:57,267 - OH, NOTHING SPECIAL. 779 01:03:57,301 --> 01:04:00,270 - NO, MY LIFE IS NOTHING SPECIAL. 780 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:05,876 I'M LITTLE MISS ORDINARY, BUT YOU, THAT'S SPECIAL. 781 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,981 AND NOBODY CAN TELL YOU DIFFERENT, EH? 782 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:34,671 - GEORGE? THIS DOOR, LOOK AT IT. 783 01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:39,376 IN THIS CORNER, TELL ME ABOUT THIS DOOR. 784 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:40,911 - IT'S NEARLY DONE. 785 01:04:40,945 --> 01:04:43,180 IT'S COMING FROM THE WOODSHOP ON TUESDAY. 786 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,382 - (sighs) 787 01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:48,252 I WAS WONDERING. 788 01:04:48,285 --> 01:04:53,523 WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER OFF OVER HERE 789 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,960 CLOSER TO THE CLOSET? 790 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:05,269 - YOU KNOW, THE DOOR THAT YOU AND I WERE DISCUSSING. 791 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:07,637 - I EXPLAINED ABOUT THE PLANS. 792 01:05:07,671 --> 01:05:10,074 I'VE GOT TO GO WITH THE SIGNED PLANS. 793 01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:12,009 - YES, AND THAT'S WHY HANK AND I 794 01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:14,044 DREW UP NEW PLANS LAST NIGHT. 795 01:05:14,078 --> 01:05:16,146 SEE, THERE'S HIS INITIALS RIGHT THERE IN THE CORNER, 796 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,282 AND THIS IS FOR YOU, GEORGE, 797 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:21,318 BECAUSE WE REALIZE WHAT AN INCONVENIENCE IT'S BEEN. 798 01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:32,756 - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 799 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:35,559 I'M GOING TO HAVE SOMEBODY'S ASS OVER THIS. 800 01:07:24,174 --> 01:07:27,277 (clock ticking) 801 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,681 - AAH! 802 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,616 - CROWBAR SMASHES STAIRS. 803 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:10,554 - HAMMER BREAKS CROWBAR. 804 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:18,128 - HAND RIPS PAPER. 805 01:08:18,162 --> 01:08:21,131 - WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY STAIRCASE? 806 01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:22,799 - BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE. 807 01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:25,135 - IT GOES UP, IT GOES DOWN. 808 01:08:25,169 --> 01:08:27,904 - IT DOESN'T GO WITH THE REST OF THE HOUSE. 809 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:31,875 - THEN WHY CAN'T I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE? 810 01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:34,644 WHY CAN'T I BUILD MY OWN HOUSE? 811 01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:37,281 - BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE DO THINGS. 812 01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:39,216 - THAT'S NOT A REASON. 813 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,850 - THAT'S NEVER MATTERED. 814 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:43,587 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY. 815 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,688 YOU KNOW THAT. 816 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,499 (overlapping voices on TV) 817 01:08:57,501 --> 01:09:00,370 - MIGHT AS WELL PUT A GODDAMN PIE PLATE ON THE ROOF 818 01:09:00,404 --> 01:09:01,905 FOR ALL THE GOOD THIS DOES. 819 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:03,373 (overlapping voices on TV) 820 01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:08,245 - GODDAMN STAN AND HIS MAIL ORDER SATELLITE DISH. 821 01:09:11,348 --> 01:09:14,551 WE WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING WAR. 822 01:09:16,286 --> 01:09:19,956 SHOW US THE FUCKING WAR. 823 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,925 WHAT'S THE USE OF ALL YOUR CAMERAS 824 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,661 IF ALL WE CAN SEE IS A FUCKING SANDSTORM? 825 01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:27,297 - THE COALITION HAS INCREASED ITS ASSAULT 826 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:30,434 TO 2,100 SORTIES PER DAY THROUGHOUT IRAQ. 827 01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:23,653 - PEOPLE ARE POURING OUT INTO THE STREETS 828 01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:26,490 IN A SPONTANEOUS DISPLAY OF JUBILATION. 829 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:30,427 - HEY, THERE'S STANLEY. GO GET HIM. 830 01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:32,362 - THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PRESIDENT BUSH. 831 01:10:32,396 --> 01:10:34,631 - HEY, TIME FOR STANLEY TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE. 832 01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:37,401 - HE'S GOING TO PISS HIMSELF. 833 01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:39,035 - THE NATION IS AT A STANDSTILL. 834 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,571 EVERYONE IS GLUED TO THEIR TV SETS 835 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:45,409 WATCHING THE TRIUMPH LIVE FROM THE GULF. 836 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:47,010 - STORMIN' NORMAN CAN'T STOP GRINNING. 837 01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:48,345 HE TOLD ME-- 838 01:10:48,378 --> 01:10:49,879 - WHOA! - WHOA! 839 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,348 - HENRY. 840 01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:54,518 HENRY, COME HERE. STANLEY'S ON TV. 841 01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,689 - BEA! 842 01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:01,358 BEA? 843 01:11:04,494 --> 01:11:06,763 BEA, WHERE ARE YOU? 844 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:12,302 BEA? BEA? 845 01:11:12,336 --> 01:11:13,770 BEATRICE? 846 01:11:18,808 --> 01:11:20,744 - THE WAR'S OVER, HENRY. 847 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:25,649 - IT'S OVER. 848 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:27,651 - BEATRICE? 849 01:11:27,684 --> 01:11:29,052 - BEA. 850 01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:30,920 - THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT. 851 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:32,922 - THE WAR IS OVER. 852 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,559 - BEATRICE? 853 01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:37,694 - HENRY. 854 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:39,563 - HE SURRENDERED. 855 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:42,566 (gong) 856 01:11:42,599 --> 01:11:45,301 (cheering) 857 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:49,305 - WHOA! - WHOA! 858 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,342 - WHOA! - WHOA! 859 01:11:52,376 --> 01:11:55,645 - COMING HOME NOW PROUD AND CONFIDENT. 860 01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:58,448 - WHOA! - WHOA! 861 01:11:58,482 --> 01:12:00,116 - THERE IS MUCH THAT WE MUST DO, 862 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:02,051 AT HOME AND ABROAD, 863 01:12:02,085 --> 01:12:04,053 AND WE WILL DO IT TOGETHER. 864 01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,423 WE ARE AMERICANS. 865 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:08,358 MAY GOD BLESS THIS GREAT NATION, 866 01:12:08,392 --> 01:12:10,694 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 867 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,769 - OKAY, MISTER. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE ALL GOING BACK. 868 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,538 - HE'S NO MISTER. HE'S A GULF VET. 869 01:14:01,571 --> 01:14:02,872 - SHUT UP, MYRA. 870 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,874 - I GUESS YOU WANT A DRINKING VIOLATION, TOO, LADY? 871 01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:06,843 - NO, I'M REAL SORRY. WE'LL GO BACK RIGHT NOW. 872 01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:09,879 - NO WAY. OFFICER, HERE. HERE'S HIS CARD. 873 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:12,782 HE WAS IN THE FIRST MECHANIZED. 874 01:14:12,816 --> 01:14:14,784 WE'RE CELEBRATING HIS SAFE RETURN. 875 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:17,020 - HEY, SHUT UP, MYRA. - HE'S A WAR HERO. 876 01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:19,723 - WOW. 877 01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:25,461 GOOD WORK. WELCOME HOME. 878 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:32,468 - WHOO! 879 01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:40,977 - SO DID YOU GET TO WEAR THOSE NIGHT VISION GOGGLES? 880 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:41,778 - YEAH, WHAT'D YOU SEE? 881 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,880 I MEAN, WE SAW IT ALL ON TV, RIGHT, 882 01:14:43,913 --> 01:14:45,114 BUT IT'S GOT TO BE NOTHING COMPARED TO ACTUALLY BEING THERE 883 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:46,282 AND SEEING IT LIVE. 884 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:49,519 - HE DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 885 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:52,722 - OKAY. SORRY. 886 01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:54,824 - DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THAT GUY WE SAW ON TV? 887 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:57,961 HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOU, STANLEY. 888 01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,963 - WELL, THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME IN UNIFORM. 889 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:02,098 - UH-UH. NO, I WAS SURE. 890 01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:03,967 DIDN'T HE, HENRY? HE WAS-- - YEAH, I GUESS SO. 891 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,604 - YEAH, THEY PUT THE CAMERA ON THIS JEEP OR SOMETHING, 892 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:09,305 SO IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE THIS GUY 893 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,307 WHO WAS FLYING RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA, 894 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:14,043 AND THIS GUY WAS LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE LENS 895 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,145 SO, LIKE, YOUR FACE JUST FILLED THE WHOLE FRAME. 896 01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:17,747 WAS IT YOU? 897 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:20,850 - HE'D SAY IF IT WAS, SO IT WASN'T, OKAY, BEA? 898 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:24,821 - IT SURE LOOKED LIKE YOU. 899 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:13,302 - IT REALLY MEANT A LOT TO HER THAT YOU CAME. 900 01:16:13,336 --> 01:16:14,971 - I'LL CALL NEXT WEEKEND. 901 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:21,745 - IF YOU NEED SOME MONEY OR ANYTHING, JUST ASK, OKAY? 902 01:16:23,046 --> 01:16:26,049 HOW IS YOUR FRIEND DOING? IS HE OKAY? 903 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:31,020 - HE'S GOOD, DAD. 904 01:16:31,054 --> 01:16:32,956 IVAN'S OKAY. 905 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:34,590 - IVAN. 906 01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:55,912 (pots clatter) 907 01:16:58,915 --> 01:17:00,083 - SHIT. 908 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:06,089 YOU CAN'T SLEEP, EITHER, EH? 909 01:17:09,292 --> 01:17:12,762 HOW MANY SHEEP ARE YOU UP TO? 910 01:17:12,796 --> 01:17:15,665 - I COUNT DOWN. 911 01:17:15,699 --> 01:17:18,301 I GO BACKWARDS. 912 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:21,771 - BACKWARDS? 913 01:17:21,805 --> 01:17:23,907 - FROM A THOUSAND. 914 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:33,717 - THERE'S NO RATIONALITY TO IT. 915 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,885 IT LOOKS DESPERATE. 916 01:17:35,919 --> 01:17:38,254 IT LOOKS LAST GASP. 917 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:10,486 - (whispers) I BROUGHT YOU BREAKFAST. 918 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,121 - OH. 919 01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:15,058 - IT'S GOT A LITTLE COLD. I'M SORRY. 920 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:20,129 - OH, IT'S OKAY. 921 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,800 I CAN'T EAT. 922 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:33,977 BUT THANK YOU. 923 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,179 THANK YOU. 924 01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:41,184 - (whispers) I BETTER GET A SWEATER. 925 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,355 - HANK? 926 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,324 - HMM? 927 01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:03,773 I BETTER GET ON WITH THE DISHES. 928 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,776 - OH. 929 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:31,167 - (laughs) 930 01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:35,905 (both laugh) 931 01:19:47,183 --> 01:19:48,384 - OH, SHIT. 932 01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:51,287 YOU TASTE SO SWEET. 933 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,823 (both laugh) 934 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:04,200 - NOW, HENRY, YOU GOT TO GRIP HER THIS WAY. 935 01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:06,169 YOU GOT TO TIP IT AWAY FROM YOUR BODY. 936 01:20:06,202 --> 01:20:09,572 YOU ALWAYS CUT TOWARD YOUR BUDDY. 937 01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:13,910 OTHERWISE, YOU MIGHT GET BURNED. 938 01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:17,046 KIND OF LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE 939 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:21,885 WHEN YOUR WIFE FINDS OUT YOU'RE WORKING OLD SANDY. 940 01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:26,589 - YEAH, I MEAN, YOU WANT TO TURN OUT LIKE ME? 941 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:30,259 NO WIFE, NO KIDS, 942 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:31,928 39 YEARS OLD, 943 01:20:31,961 --> 01:20:35,331 KICKING AROUND A BIG EMPTY HOUSE. 944 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:38,434 (sighs) 945 01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:42,205 YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, HANK. 946 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:45,208 WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHASING A LOOSE CABOOSE 947 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:48,344 THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR...SISTER? 948 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:51,915 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 949 01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:59,956 - YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE HE IS, EITHER, DO YOU, 950 01:20:59,989 --> 01:21:01,457 OR WHAT HE'S DOING? 951 01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:03,492 - SURE, I DO. 952 01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:06,029 HE GOES OUT WITH UNCLE KENNY AND THE GUYS AFTER WORK. 953 01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,630 HE'S NEVER HAD MEN FRIENDS BEFORE. 954 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:09,298 IT'S GOOD FOR HIM. 955 01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:10,499 - (laughs) 956 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,868 IT'S GOOD FOR HIM. 957 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:19,442 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BEA. 958 01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:23,279 YOU'VE BECOME...A WIFE. 959 01:21:26,249 --> 01:21:29,518 - PLEASE, THIS IS THE NINETIES. 960 01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,254 - THIS IS NOT THE NINETIES. 961 01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:33,522 THIS IS SARNIA, 962 01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:35,124 JUST THE SAME AS ANY OTHER COUPLE 963 01:21:35,158 --> 01:21:37,126 ON THE 402 ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. 964 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,361 HE'S AT THE WHEEL, 965 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:41,164 AND YOU'RE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. 966 01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:46,135 - WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR SON SO MUCH? 967 01:21:50,173 --> 01:21:51,707 - AND WHY DON'T I HATE HIM? 968 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:54,043 THAT IS THE QUESTION. 969 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:58,314 HE HATES ME. 970 01:21:58,347 --> 01:22:01,550 BLAMES ME. 971 01:22:01,584 --> 01:22:05,021 HE'S GOING TO BLAME YOU FOR SOMETHING, TOO, ONE DAY. 972 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,423 - HE WON'T. 973 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:11,961 - BEA, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT IN THIS LIFE YOU GOT? 974 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:17,733 - KIDS. 975 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:20,436 I WANT KIDS. 976 01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:24,540 - NO, REALLY, WHAT ELSE? 977 01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:26,109 - I DON'T KNOW. 978 01:22:26,142 --> 01:22:28,277 I'D LIKE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, GET A BETTER JOB. 979 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,945 - AND? 980 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,949 - WHAT? 981 01:22:40,156 --> 01:22:43,092 I WANT IT TO BE LIKE IT WAS BEFORE. 982 01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:49,432 - BEFORE WHAT? 983 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,400 - BEFORE... 984 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,140 BEFORE HE WAS CURED. 985 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:18,761 - HEY, SHE WALKS. 986 01:23:18,794 --> 01:23:20,763 WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE? 987 01:23:20,796 --> 01:23:23,766 - WHO MADE IT? 988 01:23:23,799 --> 01:23:25,101 - I DID. 989 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:27,603 - I'LL PASS. 990 01:23:27,636 --> 01:23:29,305 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 991 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:31,040 - NOTHING. 992 01:23:59,602 --> 01:24:01,304 - HEY, HONEY. 993 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,141 YOU'RE STILL UP. 994 01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:07,576 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D STILL BE UP. 995 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:15,584 - I'M PREGNANT. 996 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:19,088 - OH, SHIT. 997 01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:22,858 - I'M KEEPING IT. 998 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:25,661 - OH, BEA. 999 01:24:25,694 --> 01:24:28,063 WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 1000 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:35,538 WE CAN'T AFFORD IT, CAN WE? 1001 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:37,406 - THAT'S FUNNY. 1002 01:24:40,209 --> 01:24:41,610 WE CAN'T AFFORD A KID THIS MONTH, 1003 01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:45,214 AND LAST MONTH, WE COULDN'T AFFORD BIRTH CONTROL. 1004 01:24:46,849 --> 01:24:49,852 - BEA... 1005 01:24:49,885 --> 01:24:52,455 BEA... 1006 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:55,090 WE'LL FIND THE MONEY, OKAY? 1007 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,562 WE'LL FIND THE MONEY. 1008 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:08,571 HOW MUCH IS AN ABORTION? 1009 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:16,145 - OH. 1010 01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:22,385 I WANT THIS KID, HENRY. 1011 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,523 - HOW? 1012 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,328 HOW? 1013 01:25:32,361 --> 01:25:35,231 - HERE'S HOW, HERE'S HOW, AND HERE'S HOW. 1014 01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:36,832 IF WE CAN AFFORD TO GET DRUNK EVERY NIGHT, 1015 01:25:36,865 --> 01:25:39,502 I THINK WE CAN FIND A WAY. 1016 01:25:41,370 --> 01:25:44,607 - I'M RUINING MY LIFE, BEA, 1017 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:48,944 AND I'M RUINING YOURS. 1018 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,613 - OH, YEAH. 1019 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:57,186 I'LL SAY. 1020 01:25:58,554 --> 01:26:01,590 - I DON'T WANT TO RUIN KIDS, TOO. 1021 01:26:01,624 --> 01:26:03,726 - OH. 1022 01:26:07,696 --> 01:26:09,832 - WE CAN'T, BEA. 1023 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,635 - NO. 1024 01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,404 - WE CAN'T. 1025 01:26:15,438 --> 01:26:17,306 - OKAY. THAT'S FINE. 1026 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:20,509 WELL, I GET PAID ON FRIDAY, 1027 01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:23,646 SO I'LL GET IT DONE NEXT WEEK. 1028 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:27,383 - I DON'T KNOW. OKAY? I DON'T KNOW. 1029 01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:30,319 - IT'S FINE. I SAID FINE. 1030 01:26:57,746 --> 01:26:58,814 (beep) 1031 01:26:58,847 --> 01:27:01,617 - PLEASE PROCEED TO NUMBER 10. 1032 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:02,818 (beep) 1033 01:27:06,789 --> 01:27:08,457 - BEFORE YOU IS THE SITE 1034 01:27:08,491 --> 01:27:11,494 OF THE WORLD'S FIRST OIL GUSHER. 1035 01:27:11,527 --> 01:27:15,431 IN 1862, A PENNILESS DRILLER NAMED HUGH NIXON SHAW 1036 01:27:15,464 --> 01:27:17,333 ARRIVED AT THESE DUMP BEDS 1037 01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:18,467 ON THE ONTARIO/MICHIGAN BORDER 1038 01:27:18,501 --> 01:27:23,406 AND DUG 157 FEET INTO THE BEDROCK. 1039 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:28,944 A GUSHER OF THICK GREEN OIL SHOT UP ABOVE TREE LEVEL. 1040 01:27:28,977 --> 01:27:32,781 SHAW'S STRIKE LAUNCHED THE WORLD'S FIRST OIL BOOM 1041 01:27:32,815 --> 01:27:34,550 AND LAID THE FOUNDATIONS 1042 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,885 FOR SARNIA'S MODERN PETRO-CHEMICAL INDUSTRY. 1043 01:27:36,919 --> 01:27:38,487 (beep) 1044 01:27:55,070 --> 01:27:57,640 - PLEASE PROCEED TO NUMBER SEVEN. 1045 01:27:57,673 --> 01:27:59,041 (beep) 1046 01:27:59,074 --> 01:28:00,443 - FUELED BY SHAW'S GUSHER, 1047 01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:02,645 OIL SPRINGS BECAME A BOOMTOWN OVERNIGHT, 1048 01:28:02,678 --> 01:28:06,515 FLOODED WITH WOULD-BE DRILLERS, MUCKERS AND SPECULATORS 1049 01:28:06,549 --> 01:28:08,417 STAKING THEIR CLAIMS. 1050 01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:11,454 HOTELS AND SALOONS POPPED UP LIKE RABBITS, 1051 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,522 AND THE MAIN STREET WAS THE FIRST IN THE WORLD 1052 01:28:13,556 --> 01:28:16,058 TO BE LIT BY KEROSENE LAMPS. 1053 01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:17,560 (beep) 1054 01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:19,762 PLEASE PROCEED TO NUMBER SIX. 1055 01:28:32,841 --> 01:28:34,477 - HENRY? 1056 01:28:34,510 --> 01:28:37,446 - YEAH? YOU WANT TO GO HOME NOW? 1057 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:42,651 - I'M FEELING KIND OF TIRED. 1058 01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:45,688 - HE'S GOT TO KISS YOU NOW. 1059 01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,756 - NO WAY. THAT IS NOT THE RULE. 1060 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,091 - YOU MADE THE RULE, 1061 01:28:49,124 --> 01:28:50,859 AND NOW HE'S GOT TO KISS YOU. 1062 01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:52,395 10, 9-- 1063 01:28:52,428 --> 01:28:53,696 - THAT IS NOT MY RULE. 1064 01:28:53,729 --> 01:28:57,032 - 8, 7, 6, 5-- 1065 01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:58,434 - HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1066 01:28:58,467 --> 01:29:00,603 - YES, HE WANTS TO. 1067 01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:01,704 - FORGET IT. 1068 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:05,841 - 3, 2, 1, NOW. 1069 01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:07,342 (all laugh) 1070 01:29:16,719 --> 01:29:17,886 - HENRY. 1071 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,623 - MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT YOU. 1072 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,891 - KISS ME. 1073 01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:26,061 - WHAT? 1074 01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:28,497 - YOU HEARD ME. 1075 01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:33,101 - WELL, NOT HERE. 1076 01:29:33,135 --> 01:29:35,638 - KISS ME, HENRY. 1077 01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:57,125 - (laughs) 1078 01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:59,462 - GO, GRANDPA, GO. 1079 01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:02,998 - GO. (applause) 1080 01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:05,668 - AW, COOL. 1081 01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:07,102 (all laugh) 1082 01:30:07,135 --> 01:30:08,671 - COME ON. 1083 01:30:10,473 --> 01:30:11,907 - GOOD JOB. 1084 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:44,507 - YOU CAN ALREADY SEE THE LEGS MOVING THERE. 1085 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:48,644 AND THAT'S THE HEAD. 1086 01:30:54,517 --> 01:30:56,719 - IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL? 1087 01:30:56,752 --> 01:30:58,721 - OH, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THAT 1088 01:30:58,754 --> 01:31:00,656 UNTIL THE SECOND TRIMESTER. 1089 01:31:17,773 --> 01:31:20,576 - YEAH, IT'S GOING FINAL THEN. 1090 01:31:20,609 --> 01:31:23,045 WE SHOULD BE FINISHED UP TOMORROW AFTERNOON NO PROBLEM. 1091 01:31:24,613 --> 01:31:26,515 WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH ONE OF THE SENSORS. 1092 01:31:26,549 --> 01:31:28,050 THIS BATCH WAS FUCKING FINICKY. 1093 01:31:29,885 --> 01:31:31,587 - THE FIGHT WAS TWO DAYS AWAY, 1094 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:33,121 AND WE WERE ITCHING TO GET IN THERE. 1095 01:31:33,155 --> 01:31:35,290 WE'D BEEN STUCK IN THE SAND DUNES FOR SIX WEEKS 1096 01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:36,792 WHILE THE AIR FORCE WAS HAVING ALL THE FUN. 1097 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:38,093 - HOW MANY OF THERE WERE YOU? 1098 01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:40,729 - THERE WAS THREE BRIGADES OF THE FIRST MECHANIZED. 1099 01:31:40,763 --> 01:31:42,598 THAT'S OUR INFANTRY DIVISION. 1100 01:31:42,631 --> 01:31:44,967 WHAT WE DID WAS WE TOOK SAND PLOWS 1101 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,703 AND MOUNTED THEM ON FRONT OF OUR TANKS AND EARTH MOVERS, 1102 01:31:47,736 --> 01:31:49,071 AND WE JUST ROLLED-- 1103 01:31:49,104 --> 01:31:50,205 - HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC? 1104 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:51,607 - JUST A SEC. 1105 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:52,941 - WHAT DID THEY DO THEN? 1106 01:31:52,975 --> 01:31:55,844 - HE'S JUST TALKING SHIT. LET'S DANCE. 1107 01:31:55,878 --> 01:31:58,213 - SOME OF THEM SURRENDERED, SOME OF THEM RETURNED FIRE. 1108 01:31:58,246 --> 01:31:59,948 WE JUST KEPT ROLLING TOWARDS 'EM. 1109 01:31:59,982 --> 01:32:03,619 THE GOAL WAS TO BURY THEIR BUNKERS AND TRENCHES, 1110 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:06,989 THE BUNKERS, THE GUNS, THE WHOLE WORKS. 1111 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:09,692 WE TOOK CARE OF 70 MILES OF TRENCHES THAT WAY, 1112 01:32:09,725 --> 01:32:11,526 MADE 'EM DISAPPEAR. 1113 01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:17,299 - SO WHAT DID SADDAM'S SOLDIERS DO, MAKE A RUN FOR IT? 1114 01:32:17,332 --> 01:32:20,302 - NAH. WE MADE THEM DISAPPEAR, TOO, 1115 01:32:20,335 --> 01:32:21,737 FOR THE MOST PART. 1116 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:23,772 A FEW ARMS AND LEGS STICKING OUT. 1117 01:32:23,806 --> 01:32:25,774 SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY BRAVE. 1118 01:32:25,808 --> 01:32:28,811 THEY KEPT FIRING BACK AT US UNTIL THE LAST SECOND. 1119 01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:33,649 - HOW MANY IRAQIS WERE KILLED THEN? 1120 01:32:33,682 --> 01:32:35,317 - I DON'T KNOW, 5,000. 1121 01:32:35,350 --> 01:32:36,752 ONCE WE BURIED THEM, 1122 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:38,854 WE REALLY COULDN'T COUNT THEM, COULD WE? 1123 01:32:39,955 --> 01:32:41,790 - DESPITE ALL THE TV COVERAGE, 1124 01:32:41,824 --> 01:32:43,926 YOUR ASSAULT WENT PRETTY WELL UNNOTICED. 1125 01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:46,361 - YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT TOTALLY PISSES ME OFF. 1126 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,930 WE DIDN'T GET ANY RECOGNITION, 1127 01:32:47,963 --> 01:32:49,965 NOT LIKE THE AIRBORNE, AND YOU KNOW WHY? 1128 01:32:49,998 --> 01:32:52,801 THERE WASN'T ANYTHING HIGH TECH ABOUT WHAT WE DID, 1129 01:32:52,835 --> 01:32:54,670 NO SMART BOMBS, NO NIGHT VISION, 1130 01:32:54,703 --> 01:32:56,672 NO LASER TARGETING SYSTEMS, 1131 01:32:56,705 --> 01:32:58,674 NOTHING MUCH FOR THE TV CAMERAS, 1132 01:32:58,707 --> 01:33:00,075 JUST A LOT OF SAND. 1133 01:33:00,108 --> 01:33:01,276 - DID THE FIRST MECHANIZED-- 1134 01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,647 - FUCK THIS. I'M FALLING ASLEEP. 1135 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,114 - NO. - HEY! 1136 01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:08,183 (crash) 1137 01:33:08,216 --> 01:33:09,918 - (gasps) 1138 01:33:09,952 --> 01:33:12,888 (clock ticking) 1139 01:33:34,910 --> 01:33:36,879 - OH, SHIT. 1140 01:33:39,147 --> 01:33:42,084 (clock ticking) 1141 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,290 - HOW DO YOU FEEL? 1142 01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,625 - (sighs) 1143 01:33:52,294 --> 01:33:55,097 GOOD. GOOD ENOUGH. 1144 01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:59,167 - YOU MEAN, UH... 1145 01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:05,007 - NO. (laughs) 1146 01:34:11,046 --> 01:34:12,915 I MEAN... 1147 01:34:20,756 --> 01:34:22,958 (whispers) LET ME GUESS. 1148 01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:37,472 - (whispers) YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 1149 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:41,810 - (sighs) NO, NO. 1150 01:34:46,815 --> 01:34:48,683 - YOU MEAN... 1151 01:35:54,482 --> 01:35:57,786 (laughter) 1152 01:36:15,303 --> 01:36:18,874 - AW, FUCK, HENRY. (laughs) 1153 01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:21,109 - I WON'T DO IT ANY MORE, OKAY? 1154 01:36:21,143 --> 01:36:23,078 (both laugh) 1155 01:36:24,412 --> 01:36:27,883 - HEY, NO, NO. I TOLD YOU WE'LL PAINT IT LATER. 1156 01:36:30,085 --> 01:36:32,888 (all laugh) 1157 01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:36,258 - UH-OH. SOMEONE OLD LADY'S HERE. 1158 01:36:38,861 --> 01:36:40,996 - HI, BEA. 1159 01:36:41,029 --> 01:36:43,198 WHEN DID YOU GET HOME? 1160 01:36:43,231 --> 01:36:46,168 (laughs) YOU WEREN'T HOME WHEN WE GOT HERE. 1161 01:36:46,201 --> 01:36:48,303 - HEY, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL CLEAN IT ALL UP. 1162 01:36:48,336 --> 01:36:53,075 - COME ON, HONEY. DON'T GET MAD AT US, OKAY? 1163 01:36:53,108 --> 01:36:55,577 YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH 1164 01:36:55,610 --> 01:36:58,380 WHEN WE TELL YOU THIS WHOLE THING. 1165 01:37:04,386 --> 01:37:08,356 FUCK, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? 1166 01:37:10,492 --> 01:37:12,995 IT WAS JUST A DUMB ACCIDENT, OKAY? 1167 01:37:13,028 --> 01:37:15,097 - I LOST THE BABY. 1168 01:37:21,136 --> 01:37:22,837 - WHAT? 1169 01:37:24,506 --> 01:37:26,241 - I LOST IT, HENRY. 1170 01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:36,118 - YOU HAD THE ABORTION? 1171 01:37:39,187 --> 01:37:40,455 - NO. 1172 01:37:44,259 --> 01:37:46,995 NO, I SAVED US THAT MONEY, TOO. 1173 01:37:47,029 --> 01:37:48,430 I HAD A MISCARRIAGE. 1174 01:37:59,975 --> 01:38:01,376 - OH, GOD. 1175 01:38:01,409 --> 01:38:03,478 OH, SHIT. 1176 01:38:03,511 --> 01:38:06,648 (crying) BEA, I DON'T KNOW. 1177 01:38:06,681 --> 01:38:09,985 - IT'S NOT LIKE WE WANTED IT ANYWAY. 1178 01:38:10,018 --> 01:38:13,255 IT'S NOT LIKE WE COULD AFFORD IT. 1179 01:38:16,691 --> 01:38:19,327 IT'S NOT LIKE IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE 1180 01:38:19,361 --> 01:38:22,064 ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 1181 01:38:22,097 --> 01:38:24,666 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1182 01:38:24,699 --> 01:38:27,302 BEATRICE, COME HERE. LET ME HOLD YOU. 1183 01:38:35,077 --> 01:38:38,913 - THEY COULDN'T TELL IF IT WAS A BOY OR A GIRL. 1184 01:39:23,225 --> 01:39:26,128 - THE OFFICIAL KEEPER OF WORLD RECORDS, 1185 01:39:26,161 --> 01:39:31,199 AFTER A CAREFUL AND LENGTHY REVIEW 1186 01:39:31,233 --> 01:39:35,070 OF THE VISUAL AND STATISTICAL EVIDENCE PROVIDED, 1187 01:39:35,103 --> 01:39:37,205 IS PLEASED TO CONFIRM 1188 01:39:37,239 --> 01:39:41,476 THAT A TOTAL OF 1,543 COUPLES 1189 01:39:41,509 --> 01:39:45,113 FROM THE TOWN--HEY, CITY-- 1190 01:39:45,147 --> 01:39:48,083 OF SARNIA, ONTARIO, CANADA, 1191 01:39:48,116 --> 01:39:51,219 HAVE SET THE OFFICIAL WORLD RECORD 1192 01:39:51,253 --> 01:39:54,356 FOR THE LARGEST SIMULTANEOUS KISS. 1193 01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:57,159 (cheering) 1194 01:40:01,129 --> 01:40:02,430 - HEY, OLD MAN, 1195 01:40:02,464 --> 01:40:05,267 I HEARD YOU WERE THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST KISSER. 1196 01:40:13,308 --> 01:40:14,509 - OLD MAN. 1197 01:40:14,542 --> 01:40:17,645 - HEY, IT'S MY FAVORITE RIGHT-HAND GUY 1198 01:40:17,679 --> 01:40:21,349 AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 1199 01:40:21,383 --> 01:40:23,185 HEY. (laughs) 1200 01:40:23,218 --> 01:40:27,789 HEY, HENRY, GIVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE A KISS. 1201 01:40:27,822 --> 01:40:31,693 EVERYONE? THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY, 1202 01:40:31,726 --> 01:40:35,029 AND HENRY IS GOING TO KISS BEATRICE. 1203 01:41:05,593 --> 01:41:08,163 - HURRY BACK. 1204 01:41:08,196 --> 01:41:11,233 YOU TURN YOUR COLLAR UP. 1205 01:41:11,266 --> 01:41:14,068 I DON'T WANT YOU CATCHING THE FLU. 1206 01:41:17,672 --> 01:41:20,608 YOU GOT THE CAMERA? - UH-HUH. 1207 01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:00,748 (gunshot) 1208 01:42:00,782 --> 01:42:03,718 (clock ticking) 1209 01:42:28,510 --> 01:42:31,446 (choking) 1210 01:42:38,820 --> 01:42:40,688 - OH, JESUS. 1211 01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,592 JOHN? 1212 01:42:44,626 --> 01:42:46,561 JOHN, GET OVER HERE. 1213 01:42:51,399 --> 01:42:53,468 I'VE GOT TO GET HELP. 1214 01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:55,303 I'M GOING TO SEND JOHN FOR HELP. 1215 01:42:55,337 --> 01:42:58,440 (clock ticking) 1216 01:43:00,308 --> 01:43:03,445 (clock ticking) 1217 01:43:08,716 --> 01:43:11,653 (ticking sticks) 1218 01:43:14,356 --> 01:43:17,459 (breathing heavily) 1219 01:43:56,664 --> 01:43:58,533 - HENRY. 1220 01:44:02,036 --> 01:44:03,705 HENRY. 1221 01:44:06,308 --> 01:44:09,043 - IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. 1222 01:44:09,076 --> 01:44:11,479 - NO, DON'T TALK. 1223 01:44:11,513 --> 01:44:18,886 - WE WOULD'VE JUST FUCKED IT UP AGAIN. 1224 01:44:18,920 --> 01:44:22,790 THIS WAY, WE'RE SAFE. 1225 01:44:22,824 --> 01:44:24,359 - OH. 1226 01:44:24,392 --> 01:44:28,496 - BEA, COUNT FOR ME. 1227 01:44:28,530 --> 01:44:29,997 - COUNT? 1228 01:44:30,031 --> 01:44:32,967 - DOWN, COUNT DOWN. 1229 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,303 - OH. 1230 01:44:36,838 --> 01:44:47,081 10, 9, 8... 1231 01:44:47,114 --> 01:44:56,824 7, 6, 5... 1232 01:44:56,858 --> 01:45:01,062 4, 3... 1233 01:45:01,095 --> 01:45:03,665 (crying) 1234 01:45:03,698 --> 01:45:08,970 2... 1235 01:45:09,003 --> 01:45:11,305 1. 1236 01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:15,577 - BEATRICE... 1237 01:45:15,610 --> 01:45:19,814 BEATRICE... 1238 01:45:19,847 --> 01:45:21,916 LOOK.